Tuesday, February 05, 2002
I JUST FOUND A HUGE LUMP ON MY NECK! I panicked for a good 10 minutes, feeling my face flush and my armpits fill with fear sweat. Then I ran to Rita and said: "Please tell me I am not going to die." Rita says: "I am not sure Joe, but it is probably a gland." I walk away. Then I run to Cleo and I say: "Feel this huge lump on my neck." Cleo says: "Joe...stop it. It is definitely a gland. I get lumps like that all the time." With the exception of the fact that this advice is coming from someone who is depleting all natural oils from her face, I trust her. I have to trust her. What else am I gonna do?
I ain't cutting off half my neck. Please God no. I am becoming the most annoying hypochondriac.
I ain't cutting off half my neck. Please God no. I am becoming the most annoying hypochondriac.
